Can't Say Strawberry

I sew. I write. I speak German. Just don't ask me to say strawberry!

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Project fail

February 3rd, 2010 · Uncategorized

The version of the Night  Flurries dress has officially FLOPPED.

I’m beyond irritated. Been working on it for ages, the skirt came out crappy, scrapped it and then attempted to just make a bustier out of the remaining fabric, but that has also flopped. I’m not having a good sewing day :(

In fact, I’m not having a good sewing fortnight, nothing is working out. It doesn’t help that I’m not feeling very happy either. I’ve been really thinking about doing the Wardrobe refashion project, but if I don’t bust out something half decent soon, then I don’t know if I’ll bother.

Sorry for the complete downer. What do you guys do when your projects fail abysmally?

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German Wednesday : The German Stare

February 3rd, 2010 · Uncategorized

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Bit of a late German Wednesday this time, because I’ve spent all this morning under my bedsheet cover, dosed up on painkillers, trying to get rid of a headache. Yay me!

The first thing that struck me in my first weekend in Koeln was the amount that people just outright stared at us. In all fairness, I assumed it was due to us speaking English and lugging suitcases around, making complete and utter fools of ourselves – who wouldn’t be staring? Also, with English proficiency being something that a great deal of Germans aim towards, you will find yourself being stared at while speaking English because they probably just want to concentrate and see if they can understand what you’re saying.

I know that a lot of the British assistants get quite frustrated with it at times; after all, staring at someone is considered quite rude in the U.K. Does anyone remember a time when, as a child, they stared at something/or someone and then got told ‘Don’t stare!!’ by a guardian? We’re taught that it’s rude to stare, so people in the U.K get sneaky with it. They’ll stare but then as soon as the object of their attention turns towards them, they’ll quickly avert their eyes. In Germany however, it’s not uncommon to have a staring contest on the U-Bahn!

Obviously I’m not saying that every German stares at me rudely on the U-Bahn, but it seems to be less of a big deal if you are. Someone in the U.K’s feathers are likely to be ruffled if someone persistently stared at them. Perhaps it’s more of a case that the British try to stare into open space on a packed train, whereas Germans don’t really give a toss if they just happen to be staring at someone, they’re not really thinking about them anyway.

I’m definitely not the only one who noticed this, there’s a Facebook group entitled ‘You know you’ve studied abroad in Germany when…’, and at number 14… ‘You know what the “German stare” is’.

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Name change!

February 1st, 2010 · Uncategorized

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I bet you all thought Insert Title Here was actually the real title eh??

So this blog will be called Can’t Say Strawberry from now on, not that the URL or anything changes as a consequence, but if any of you (three) readers have me bookmarked, then the title needs to be changed!

As for the reason… well.

Being thrust into a world run by a completely different language has many different challenges, from grammar and vocabulary to just not being able to understand what the hell everyone around you is on about. Lots of ‘pardons?’ (or ‘bitte?’ in my case, but I seem to just utter a dumbfounded ‘’schuldigung?’ every time) and patience are required.

But then there’s that accent problem, you know, that thing that completely gives away your un-nativeness, your status as foreigner trying desperately to master the lingo, bumbling through your ‘ich bins’, ‘ich wills’ and ‘darf ich auf der Toilette gehen bittes’ to get to some sort of conclusion. Pronunciation gives a lot away! I’ve never had a problem with the ‘ch’ sound, being fluent in Welsh, but that’s only half of it. I find that speaking German often makes me thirsty from the effort of trying to sound as German as possible. So far I have been mistaken as Dutch, so I’ll take that one as a compliment!

Despite this effort, I still can’t bloody say Erdbeere – or strawberry to us English native speakers. See the problem becomes apparent every time I order a crepe from the crepe stand at Dortmund Hauptbahnhof – ‘einmal Crepe mit Erdbeere bitte’ I say, but try as I might, I can never escape the look of confusion and the ‘bitte?’ or ‘mit was?’ that follows. People have suggested that maybe I go for the easier to pronounce Nutella Crepe, but NO, I want my Erdbeere Crepe bitte!!

I thought it would make a good title anyway because this blog was begun in order to document my year abroad, and it’s a fairly interesting title if I ever wanted to open a shop or something like that!

For those who want to know, this is how Erdbeere is meant to sound – but when I say it, it sort of comes out more as ‘ARDDBAAAAAAAR’ (why I’ve been cutting off the –eh bit at the end I don’t know) So, any readers out there with pronunciation troubles like me? Perhaps you’re on a year abroad too and are all too familiar with the confused look from locals? I’d love to hear your stories!

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GRIM

January 31st, 2010 · Uncategorized

I’m feeling rather grim today due to Bierbike Koeln 2010 (also known as Bierbike Round 2) – it was lots of fun, but we didn’t get an awful lot of sleep.

Anyway last time round we never really got a decent picture of us on the Bierbike, so (courtesy of Beefy’s camera because mine was DEAD before the first loo stop) VOILA :

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DAS BIERBIKE. It was actually more of a squish than this picture lets on, as this was a loo stop and all!

You’re probably all thinking that we were bloody nutters to be doing Bierbike in the freezing cold, and you wouldn’t be wrong. There was one point that I thought my toes were going to fall off and/or I was going to die frozen to the Bierbike, forever immortalised as an example of British stupidity when it comes to appropriate winter dressing. Ok, in all fairness my top half was fine due to my lovely coat, but the purple tights didn’t give much warmth, and the peep toe booties didn’t insulate a great deal. I win at dressing for wintery Bierbike rides!

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That’s a first!

January 27th, 2010 · Uncategorized

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This dress is the first time I used my Christmas overlocker, the first time I spent a disgusting amount on fabric*, the first time I bought fabric from John Lewis, the first time I’ve worked with a nice jersey and the first dress that I wore to my first real sewing lesson today!

Whew, that’s a lot of firsts! Not the first time I’ve looked like an absolute plonker posing for photos though, but there we go. At one point I tried to ‘SMIIIIIZE’ as Wise Owl Tyra Banks puts it, but it looked like I was giving the camera a shifty look. Or attempting to raise one eyebrow and failing badly. Or attempting to smize and realising how ridiculous a concept it is when put into real life. Lesson learnt. No more smizing.

Really simple construction on this, it’s only two pieces really without counting the bias strips for the arm and neckholes. The only annoying thing is that the overlocking thread is white. I know, I know, you can’t even see it, but the fact that I know that it’s white is bugging me!! I’m wondering if I should have made it in a size smaller because it is a little on the big side, but the dress is nice, warm and comfortable, so I’m not complaining, and one of my many many waistbelts can solve that problem!

The pattern is the Cynthia Rowley pattern mentioned in this post, Simplicity 2472, and simplicity it was! Great beginner’s project, and great for breaking in your new overlocker!

The sewing lesson was great, I learnt a few new things already, and it was only the introductory bit!

* I’m too ashamed to say how much!

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German Wednesday : Schnee in Deutschland? Kein Panik!

January 27th, 2010 · Uncategorized

In this edition of German Wednesday… SNOW!

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Yup, it’s still here, but it’s not as fun as it was earlier in the week because instead of being squishy and entertaining to make tracks in, it’s all iced over and rubbish for clumsy people to walk over. Also am terrified to wear high boots that were bought for the cold weather because they have heels; I can barely make it to school without falling in flats!

Germany’s attitude to snow is a lot more relaxed than the general British attitude, probably because they’re far more used to it. School hasn’t been closed at all, and public transport seems to suffer only minor disruptions… except for this morning when my U-Bahn was 20 MINUTES LATE. Pretty standard with U.K transport, but it must be some sort of sin here in Germany, where being late seems to be tantamount to spitting in someone’s face!

So I’m all bundled up in my room listening to a bit of Peter Fox, dreading when I have to face the cold to get to my sewing course…

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THAT WILL BE TWO POUNDS AND A BUTTON PLEASE

January 25th, 2010 · Uncategorized

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I think any girl will recognise that feeling of dread when they approach a checkout after a mad shopping spree in their favourite clothing store. Just pick up what you want, don’t bother to check the price tag, and leave the cringing for that moment you see the total and hand over your credit card.

The best bit about second hand shops is that this feeling evaporates when your total is tallied up to a pittance of what you would normally pay in your standard high-street retailer.

“That will be two pounds and a button please!” BRILLIANT. (That quote from my friend Cat pretty much sums up the entire feeling)

So, today I went in hunt of second hand stores in Dortmund. Armed with directions courtesy of Google maps, my warmest coat and Winston (my iPod shuffle), I set off in search of the elusive Gebrauchtwarenladen dealing with Kleidung rather than Möbel.

I seem to have found far more in the way of second-hand furniture shops than clothing shops in my general wanderings around Dortmund – Germans love their second-hand furniture because when they move flats, unlike with student accommodation in the U.K, they tend to take all their furniture with them, or sell it all to the next person moving in. In my case I’m renting a room while someone is away, so I didn’t need to buy any furniture.

My mission was, on the most part, successful! The snow did not help matters. I think I was in serious danger of losing some toes.

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I did find a lot of things I hadn’t meant to go looking for, such as the Volkshochschule, or Community College, where I’ll be starting my sewing classes this week!

The first place I went into was dire – picture it; completely empty save for the rails of clothing and the two shop workers sitting at the checkout just watching you the entire time while you shrink away from the ridiculously priced items… seriously, they had a jersey top for 12 Euros. It wasn’t vintage, it wasn’t anything special, in fact, it was the type of item you could get at Primark for £2. So I left that place pretty sharpish.

The next place was much, much better. You could tell that it was well-known by locals due to there being a few people in there already, and they also offered an ironing service. This was where I got most of my goodies today!

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Just what I needed to be honest, a good old chunky scarf! We’re Bierbiking again this weekend, and I think I’ll sorely need this scarf! I’m thinking of sewing the ends together to make it into a Snood, if only to say, hey look, I own a Snood, isn’t that a silly word?

ALIM0153  The headscarf (I’ve decided it’s a headscarf anyway) was a mere 50 cent, while the bag, a similar sort would fetch at at least 15 Euros, and that’s if you were shopping in H&M, was only 3.50 Euros. I love the shape and the contrast diamond shaped black on the opening.

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ALIM0156 Just love the waistband on this one. It needs a good old chop at the hem, and that’s about it! Although, one thing left me completely baffled with this one – the pockets are sewn up! Initially, I thought that they must be fake pockets, but no, they’re real, usable pockets! So why have they been sewn up? I’m unpicking those stitches pronto…The belt was also a steal – I have far too many waistbelts, but I think I’ve just decided that there’s no such thing as too many waistbelts!

All in all, I’m pretty happy about my first haul – it all came to 16 Euros in the end, not too shabby! I might just take the Wardrobe Refashion pledge after all.

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German Word of the Week

January 22nd, 2010 · Uncategorized

I thought it would be fun to have a little feature in which I chose a fun German word every week!

Nashorn (n) – Rhinoceros

Fun fact : Nashorn is a lot easier to spell than Rhinocerous.

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When walking around Dortmund, you’ll see these winged rhinoceroses everywhere, ( in Berlin you’ll see a similar thing but with bears!) normally decorated by a sponsor – this one is by Sanara Fachschule! According to http://www.do-rhino.de:

The winged rhino is the heraldic animal of Dortmund’s concert house, the Westphalian Philharmonic.

Due to its extraordinarily sensitive ear, the rhino is able to hear infrasonic sounds over long distances, whereas humans can only detect these sounds as vibrations. The rhino is able to move each of its ears independently thus catching sounds in a radius of 360º.

According to the website there are 100 artistically designed winged rhinoceroses in Dortmund – I’d love to have found them all before the year is up!  Contrary to popular belief, the winged rhino is not the official emblem of Dortmund (as the bear is in Berlin) – that’s the eagle – but it has become an unofficial emblem of sorts to the locals.

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Painfully slow progress

January 21st, 2010 · Uncategorized

When I decided to undertake a version of Modcloth’s Night Flurries dress, I thought it would be a fairly simple endeavour, but it’s seemed to be one of those projects which has taken FOREVER.

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This was sometime last week, when I pinned all the pieces on Sally to get a feel of the garment. The bottom half is a modified version of Burdastyle’s Marie Skirt while the top is the Contour Bust by Burdastyle member miasu – an oft used combination, and one I’ve used before!

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Endlich, Hallo Deutschland 2010

January 20th, 2010 · Uncategorized

So I’ve been neglecting the German part of this blog for a while now, so I’ve decided a Wednesday update would be a good idea. German Wednesdays! Kind of like orange Wednesdays but without the cinema, but plus German adventures! I’ll just write anything interesting that’s happened to me during the week, and/or any fun things I’ve learnt about Germany.

Well, there aren’t a great deal of Deutsche Abenteuer to report at the moment, except for these past two weeks being ridiculously tiring and draining. Between my getting overexcited about the prospects of certain projects, stressing about not having finished others and trying to get everything I want done in a day… yeah I’ve been pretty drained! In fact, today I slept for four hours after coming home from school… In all seriousness though, I do need to start making sure I sleep, because I’m making myself really ill at this rate. Most of last weekend I felt really rubbish!

Luckily, I was well enough on Saturday to witness the majesty, the magnificence, the monstrosity that is :

ANTON’S BIERKÖNIG, DÜSSELDORF

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We ended up there completely by accident, due to a bouncer refusing us entry to another club in the Düss (catchy name, oder?) ‘wegen ihre Garderobe’ (because of your clothes). It was such a delightful site to see Fraser give him the most stinking look ever, turn around and say ‘right then guys, ALL EIGHT OF US have to go because we have rubbish clothes!’

One of the lads called it a ‘tacky German club’ but it was pretty epic, probably due to the fact that you could get beer in one of three sizes :

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I forget what each one was called… Any Germans out there care to help? I know that Maβ and Stein are two of the words, but I don’t remember which ones they refer to!

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