Well, Suite023 was. It was ridiculously tiny and packed to the brim! My first German club experience, awwwh. Naturally it was with members of TEAM FABELHAFT (the group of friends made at Altenberg… the fabelhaft thing is a loooong story) and it was aceee.

They played tunes from the 90s all night – as a consequence, it was clearly obvious to everyone in the room that we were from the U.K, being the ones who ate a grape (jizzed in our pants) when the Backstreet Boys/Spice Girls/Insert 90s band here came on and also being the only ones knowing the dance to Saturday Night. Some pretty epic moves were thrown by all! But whenever a German song came on, our dancing became muted, almost confused, while the Germans went nuts. So yeah, fairly transparent.

I assumed that not a great deal would be that different. Well. Upon entrance we got given this card, and I was warned not to lose it because I’d get charged the maximum if I did… the maximum for what? Well, turns out instead of paying for your drinks on the go, the bartenders mark on the card how much you spent, and then you pay you drinks and entry costs at the end of the night. Not sure if this is the way it’s done in every club in Germany, but nevertheless, it was bloody well weird! Plus it led to some extreme spending, thankfully not on my part as I wasn’t fussed on many of the drinks, because you forget that you need to pay at the end.

This is why pre-drinking is a good idea kids! We pre-drunk at my apartment while playing some choons on my laptop, albeit with crappy speakers. Can you guess which power ballad we’re singing here?

Ah yes, the age old classic, Jizz in Your Pants. 

Pretty ace weekend all round. Was great that Beef could make it, even if she and Emily had to spend the night on my highly comfortable laminate floor with an itchy picnic blanket. So bequem…

Then Gravy came on Saturday (yes, I know, Beef and Gravy, ironically it was coincidental and yet works so well…) and came out with some classic drunken quotes, and I believe her and Beef made up a song. So, good times!